Friday, October 2, 2009

Classic Quotes from DSV (Dato' Samy Vellu)

These famous/infamous quotes will forever be in the History of Malaysia!!!

1) Samy Velu on pos laju *"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"*

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said*:`Kemaluan saya besar`*

3) On drugs, *"Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah *"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"*, one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied *,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"*
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television *"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis *: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"*

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:*"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."*

8) During the opening speech of various function:*"...selamat datang saudara- mara semua.."* (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony:* *"mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain" *

10)Commenting about his modesty: *"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar*"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
*PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy *

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